1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

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4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas.…

Every once in a while ya just gotta laugh. So read, laugh and share if you wish!!

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is

leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with

a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit

ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,

"Well,…

Buhahaha its been forever since I've hung out here-but I've not forgotten that This site is what drew me into the world of RP. I have ventured and dabbled and who knows maybe now Im finally ready to audition....now just to find a role *smirks* Im looking to get back into Twilight- dont get me wrong I love my Brothers (Black Dagger Brotherhood Series)  and my Harley Riding Angels (Fallen Angels Series) but twilight is where it all started. Yes TCO and Twilight....it seems as though I have…