An Interactive Twilight Experience.
WARNING: COMPLETE RIDONKULOUSNESS AHEAD.
My fantabulous friend Carlisle!
He plays the Kazoo and fixes people!
He is far more epic than all you other business people!
His Kazoo is awesomesauce!
And when he plays it,
Man, it's boss!
He freaking rocks!
He's more epic than my un-matching socks!
He can even play the kazoo!
He is so much more fantabulous than you!
At work he sews people up,
At home he rocks the Kazoo
Heck yeah, this ish da truth, YUP!
I bet you be jealous of what he do!
Now ya know he's freaking awesome
He's got talent and he's got skillz
Mhm, he be payin' da bills!
-laughs- I know, so weird. Odd. But it's all I got!