(Britt)"Or worse yet....I can't find my pants!"

(Chels)"I could fall asleep so quickly with the one I love holding me in their arms..." (Britt)"Yea but instead you've got me and Fredrick."

(Chels)"Insta Rob! You just pop him in the microwave and press the Rob button!"

(Chels)"You just drop the tab in the bathtub and the next thing you know you got Insta Rob!" (Britt)"Does he grow clothes?" (Chels)"NO...well maybe pants..." (Britt)"Dang.."

(Britt)"I'll be your lover too...sung by Robert Fredrick Crawford..." (Fredricks is a polar bear...just fyi)

(Britt)" Sooo...apparantly I smell like sweet freezer, and alfalfa and grass and vitamins and Chels smells like organic leather outdoors with a bit of flowers and a touch of chocolate."

(Britt)"Hey Look!!! I look like Edward!" (Chels)"No you don't! You look like a Vulotri. You appear and dissappear..it's really creepy!"

(Britt)"Okay...don't freak out but I lost your phone somewhere between the giant seaweed pile and the driftwood..."

(Chels)"Dude look at the veins in my foot!!!"

(Britt)"Dude, you look like a vampire..."

(Chels)"I'm all shaky!!!" (Britt)"OMG! Your turning into a werewolf! Now you can't have Edward!!! He'll think you stink!!!"

(Chels)"Dude, my feet are freezing but my hands are burning!" (Britt)"OMG your turning into a Vampire Werewolf!!!" (Chels)"NO! I'm Renesmee!" (Britt)"YOUR A HALF AND HALF!"

(Britt)"Dude, i'm telling you. I attract all the sketchy people!"

(Chels)"Sketchy..."

(Britt)"I'm spooning you.....!!!" (Chels drops spoon on ground and says)"Good thing I have two!!" (Britt)"Actually, you have four..."

(Britt)"Quick! Be a piano!"

(Chels and Britt)"ITS THE CLIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBB!!!!" (as sketchy guy looks on)

(Chels)"Dude, that guys getting dressed in the gas station parking lot..."

(Elle)"Where did YOU get ice???"

(Britt and Chels)"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WE LOST THE PIZZA MAN!!!!"

(Chels)"I swear, were a force against nature together!"

(Britt)"Dude, it's like a plunge towards certain death!"

(Random chick in San Fran)"Who's the most ZIIPPIIEEE!!!"

(Britt)"OMG! You cut my calf muscle open with your toenail!"

(Britt)"I thought your toe was a spider touching my leg..."

(Chels)"I just bit my knee..."

(EVery store we walk into)"NO PICTURES IN THE STORE!!!!"

(Britt)"Uhhh...thats the gentlemens bathroom Chels..."

(Chels)"Where are they!!?!?!?!?" (Britt)"Over there by the drinks!" (five minutes later) (Chels)"WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!" (Britt walks over and says)"Right here beside you..."

(Britt)"My arm looks obese..."

(Britt)"Dude Edwards my kids father???? Dude, you just bit my shoulder blade....your doing it again...."

(Britt)"YOU JUST SPIT IN MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Britt)"I get so hot thinking about Edward." (Chels)"Cuz your excited?" (Britt)"NO, cuz I want his body...."

(Britt)"Dude, i'm sitting on the blanket again....its attacking my butt...."

(Britt)"Ummmm...your arms under my body...it's way creepier under ones body then ontop...just fyi"

(Britt)"I'm really hot still...I haven't gotten over my wanting his bodyness..."

(Chels)"Whoa!!! Hello!!!"

(Britt)"Dude yea! But we'd have to share Edward....POLYGAMY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAP! Another quote!!"

(Britt)"Okay..no more talking..."

(Chels)"My right sides content..."

(Chels)"My toenail feels like a dagger!"

(Chels sings)"Too YOOOUUUUU!" (Britt)"Dude, you made me poke my eye out with the pillow..."

(Britt)"Ummm...are you taking your clothes off???" (Chels)"What? Noooo..."

(Britt)"There's somthing on my chin...wait its crawling all over me!!!" (Chels)"ITS MINY ROB!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Chels)"GAH! Whatr my neighbors doing at 2:30 in the morning???oh wait...nevermind. I don't want to know..."

(Chels in german accent)"Shplah! I spit on Brandon!"

(Britt)"It's really cold down here..come join me.."

(Britt)"Your matress feels like im sitting on a person!"

(Britt)"Dude, I just picked your nose on accident..." (Chels)"Yea I know..akward..." (Britt)"My thumb just migrated to your right nostril..." (Chels)"Actually, it was my left..."

(Chels)"MY FINGER HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!"

(Chels)"This bed is a hazard!"

(Chels)"WAIT!!!!! You wanna see me Hula!!!??"

(Britt)"Snif snif....did you spray that crap again???"

(Chels)"Dude, we turned fire on..."

(Britt)"OOuuuccchhh!! I just got mattress burn!"

(Chels)"There's this random blue spot on my thingy...whats it called??" (Britt)"Uhhh...an outlet?" (Chels)"Yea! I was gonna say electrical plate!"

(Britt crawls around the floor in the dark)"Can you see me????????????"

(Britt)"Thats like you whispering in Edwards eel...I mean EAR..." (Britts phone rings)"MY DADDY!!!!!!"

(Britt)"I straight up have to take a peepee tinkle.."

(Chels)"yahpooo.com..I mean yahoo.com"

(Britt in old mans voice)"I want your pineapple..."

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